if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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hers a joke... japanese people

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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hi

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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