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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Daniel is a fag

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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