- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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