- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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