- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Boxing on Boxing Day

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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