- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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