- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??