What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Once, I went to Peru.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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