- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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