What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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whats my name? Matt

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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