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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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