- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Then none of us want to be right.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Chlamydia

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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