What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What's worse than this That :(

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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