- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Knock knock, COME IN!

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.