- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

that wall over there ->

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Detroit has a low crime rate

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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