- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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