- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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