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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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