Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Caolan and Eamon

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Sloths

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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