Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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