A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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