A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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womans having rights.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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