what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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A man goes to the potty.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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