A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

womens rights

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

PENIS lol

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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