- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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