Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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