Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

38 studio's new game... Finance City

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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