- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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