A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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