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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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