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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your life

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Antijokes...

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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