Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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