I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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