- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Male leadership.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

being sober in a bar fight

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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