- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Justin Bieber.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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