What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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