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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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