- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

WNBA

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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