- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Here's a joke for you, my life...

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

what to call someone thats gay zak

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Asian women drivers...

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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