- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Your mother just died.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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