Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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