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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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