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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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