Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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