Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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