What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Bob Saget that is all

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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