- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What ryhmes with turtle rape

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Robin, get in the car!

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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