Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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lol

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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