- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

nolan is gay

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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