- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

nolan is gay

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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