what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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People with cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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