What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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