once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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haha

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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