- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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