- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

q ggggggggggggggggg

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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