Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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