what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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