- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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