A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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