- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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