What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Robin, get in the car!

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What ryhmes with turtle rape

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

whats 7+4? 74

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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