why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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