- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

nolan is gay

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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