Take part of what?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man died.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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