I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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hi mom

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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