why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

Mogok Papiti.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock Dave's not here.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Women deserve equal rights.

TRICERATOPS!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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