- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Women's rights

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's 9+10 Ebola

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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