Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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