What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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women's rights.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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