What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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