- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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