- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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A black man walks out of a police station

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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