Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

You idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

THE GAME

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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