- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

The cream, it is coming

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Jack Stevens

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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