- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I love you

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What do you call a bear. Rob.

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