- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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