what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Get it? More.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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