why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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dead dibbs

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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