- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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