- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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