- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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