- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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