- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Good afternoon.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

womans having rights.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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