Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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