- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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