Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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I like poop in my butt

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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