what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why was the old man on the ground he fell

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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