- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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