- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

get in the car.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Everybody will die

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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