- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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