- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Pickles are powerful

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

123 f*ck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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