What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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