- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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