a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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