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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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