Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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