- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

mark is life

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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