A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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school homewrok

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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